Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Introducing N.A.D.C. Salem Branch

Here are the lovely, intelligent, smart, quick-witted, beauties of the Salem Branch of N.A.D.C.
As you will notice they vary in age, shape, and personal lifestyles but are the same race and all have dark hair except one and she is different than the others in too many ways to count!
Let me begin with JoAnn. She is the one who has been with N.A.D.C. the longest. She is a V.I.E. if you ask any of the important employees. She was with Head Start about a million years so if we get a brain freeze she is the one who unfreezes us.
She has alot of titles herself WIFE... MOM... PHOTOGRAPHER... SCRAPBOOKER... BEAR COLLECTOR... COMMODITY DISTRIBUTOR.... AND FIXING TO BE GRANDMA!!!!!!!!!! We are so excited for her! Alex is due in January I think and Clover is due in May! Congrats JoAnn!
Here she is getting tape for something. It is hard to tell exactly what she was tackling at this moment as she is ALWAYS creating something or making something better.
Next it Trenia. This lady is one of the smartest and funniest people I know! For all of you who read this I gotta let you know that she is the best BOSS I have ever had! She is so understanding of anything that might come up. If I am having a pissy day.... she let's me know that it is OKAY! She herself carries alot of titles too. She is DAUGHTER.... SISTER.... FREE BABYSITTER (to a little girl, boy, a baby girl, another girl, AND a set of little twins!)... TEACHER..... LISTENER.... AND MY PERSONAL CO- WORKER! WOO HOO!!!!!!!!!!
She is older than myself by a couple of years but a whole decade smarter than myself. The reason I say this about her is because she never married and has no kids of her own. If she needs a kid fix, she borrows them then returns them to the rightful owners when the fix is better. I have been shopping with her on numerous occasions also. Talk about a blast! There has never been any rushing or asking "Do you really need that?" She likes alot of the same things I do except the Razorbacks. She is a major fan while I myself am not so "HOG WILD" about them. It does make Christmas shopping easier though.
And last but not laest is Marie. I do not know her that well. I do know that she has a few tiitles herself too. She is ARMY WIFE.... MOTHER (to a teenage daughter)..... HEALTH AND SAFETY AID.... SISTER... AND DAUGHTER.
Marie joined us last year and it was cool cause now I am not the only SMOKER on the premesis! Thank you!!!!!!!!!
Now for the part about me. With this beong my blog and all I am not going through all my titles with you. I will get to the point! I am the goofball! There is a reason for this I think. Me... being the youngest.... being thte tallest..... get to perform ALOT of duties that would other wise strain my co-workers, cause injury to my co-workers or people who were at the wrong place at the wrong time and were totally innocent.... or would never get accomplished at all. I feel priviliged that I am so needed here. I never know what tasks I may be performing while on duty with these women. So delighted that I can perform the high, heavy, dirty, overwhelming, manly tasks which you all seek but are unable to accomplish on your own. Anything you need me for... I am a hollar away from being able to be of service to you. Thanks Ladies for needing me!
Oh excuse me JoAnn. I better let you know I would be glad to answer your calls, but if there's dogs doing the normal dog things outside when the state people come.... CALL BROTHER! He is better at that subject than I am! I hate trying to explain things to stupid city slickers!

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