OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!! Part 2 of 2

DEFENTIONS OF POOP
GHOST POOP: The kind where you feel the POOP come out, but there is no POOP in the toilet.
CLEAN POOP: The kind where you POOP it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the paper.
WET POOP: The kind where you wipe your BUTT 50 times and it still feels un-wiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your BUTT and your underwear so you don't ruin them with a stain.
SECOND WAVE POOP: This happens when you're done POOPING and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to POOP some more.
POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD-POOP: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
LINCOLN LOG POOP: The kind of POOP that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
GASSEY POOP: It's so noisy, everyone within earshot giggles.
DRINKER POOP: The kind of POOP you have the morning after a night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
CORN POOP: (Self-explanatory)
GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOP-POOP: The kind where you want to POOP, but all you do is set on the toilet and FART a few times.
SPINAL TAP POOP: This is when it hurts so badly coming out you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.
WET CHEEKS POOP: (The Power Dump). The kind that comes out of your BUTT so fast, your BUTT cheeks get splashed with water.
LIQUID POOP: The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your BUTT and splashes all over the toilet bowl.
MEXICAN POOP:It smells so badly that your nose burns.
UPPER CLASS POOP: The kind of POOP that has no odor.
THE SURPRISE POOP: You are not at the toilet because you think you are about to FART but...oops...a
POOP!!! THE DANGLING POOP: This POOP refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done POOPING it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.

SHIT a brick: to be pissed off
SHIT-haul: like treating your vehicle badly
SHIT-baked: terrified
SHIT-faced: drunk

Wastewater Treatment Plant: the SHIT factory
Worker at a Treatment Plant: TURD- herder
People who are POOPING: ANAL lumberjacks
For people who are CONSTIPATED: "Get the ASS plunger!"

1.) NEVER KICK A FRESH TURD ON A HOT DAY
2.)THIS IS WHAT YOU SAY TO SOMEONE WHO IS HARD TO UNDERSTAND "YOU SOUND LIKE A SHIT SALESMAN WITH A MOUTHFUL OF SAMPLES"

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