It Looks Like Toad Flu To Me

OK this freaking sucks! My throat hurts from puking everything that I try to take in! Have you ever vomited brussel sprouts? It is disgusting!



The diarrhea is gonna kill me! Our once soft and fluffy toilet paper now feels like sandpaper! Have you ever rubbed your rear end with sandpaper? Don't try it....... it HURTS!!!!!!!!!!!

This poor head feels like theres a construction site in there going crazy with hammers and crowbars knocking out brain cells!

My body feels like a bowl of jell-o. Almost like I am just jiggling my way from the couch to the bathroom ever few minutes.

This stupid fever is creating havoc inside my body...... COLD HOT COLD HOT COLD HOT! Get on with it!

I just plain don't feel good! I wanna cry, but then I wouldn't be able to breathe on top of all the other crud!

"The" MAN!

This blogs for Scott "THE MAN" Worsham. He gave me the idea.
He considers himself a Jack of all trades, but Jacks his Uncle so he is a Scott of all trades. LOL
Someone once told him when he was a wee little whippersnapper that he would never go to college but he would know alot about different trades that would help him in his life. He has confirmed that this mysterious person was absolutely right. He has had lots of those "little" moments to put the "so little that he knows" to use on these little pop-up knowings to use.
In his wee little tinkering mind he has the knowledge to do factory work, cook stuff, roof houses with shingles or metal, operate a wastewater treatment plant, turn the water on or off at meters (this is so how he can operate his better half too!), run tractors and backhoes, extremly large suckers (so not his friends in this case) its also known as a vacuum, and a large water machine for unclogging drains, he can mow in record time! WOO HOO, he can do mechanic work (mostly on old FORD trucks probably because this is his passion), usually bringing small engines back from the dead with his "magic fingers), he can bury telephone lines, pick up rocks (better at this trade if theres a snake nearby), clean out sewer lines (business can get shitty), do some major plumbing, can paint interior and exterior of houses, can do minor carpentry work (our porch is still up!!!!!!), can blow insulation in attics (is this all he can blow? I was wondering about bubbles! LOL), can work on ATVs and go carts, and most defiantly knows how to love his hunny!

Well now after this no one can tell me this "miraculous" piece of art is a NO-BRAINER! I myself know better! Hes wonderful and all this has me wondering about his "magic fingers"! I wonder if his toes are too! I LOVE YOU SCOTT!!!!!!!!

My True Age

On this day of our Lord September 29, 2009 I Chrissy have calculated my true age down to hours. I did not mess with the minutes and seconds. According to my calculations..... I myself am exactly
28 years, 10 months, and 0 days
in months - 346 months
in weeks - 1504 weeks
in days - 10531 days
in hours - 252744 hours
in minutes - 15164640 minutes
in seconds - 909878400 seconds

I have seen 7 leap years.

OK this is making me seem old.
But in real life everything "DEPENDS!" LOL
Have a wonderful week!

What is it?

This is a different kind of blog than I usually do. With these pictures, there are actually real things there. Can you figure out what the pictures are? I will add the answers in a couple of days so you can check yourself! If you wanna guess what you think they are, just leave a comment with your answers. Some are easy.... some are hard! Look through the pictures and have fun! GOOD LUCK EVERYONE!

I sure looked like a cow once!

One day in the year of our Blessed Lord in the year of 1999, I did the stupidest thing a female could do to spend money....... I had Glamour Shots done! Take my advice.... get naked and stand on a street corner! You will feel so much better about yourself!

These people made me look and feel like white trailer park TRASH to a capital T.
It was so awful, my hair was teased so much I should have cut the tangles out, my face felt like it was cracking everytime I moved the least little bit, the clothes were OH MY FREAKING GOSH! I would never choose to wear this crap on my own! I honestly felt like it was a photo shoot for Hustler Magazine that you get to waer a few clothes for! Those poor models must have very low self esteem because I sure did after 30 minutes of being told I was HOT! and being told time and time again to "LOOK LIKE A HOOCHIE MAMA!"

Have you ever seen a CowGirl that had to poop? This is what they look like! How Glamorous!!!

OK stick my boobs out? HAHA I aint even got those things.

Give me credit I stuck out what I had.


Notice the shoulder? I never have it uncovered!

Oh the wanting eyes! Wanting this crappy thing to be over!

Then if the clothes that had me uncovered, my cracking face, the eye makeup that made my eyes burn and water, my rat nest that I refer to as hair, and all the name calling by thte photographer were not bad enough..... My husband wanted a hot date to Pizza Hut and all I wanted was a hot SHOWER and lots of tangle remover spray and make up remover!!!!!!!!!!

Salem Wastewater Treatment Plant

This is one of the many places where my Hunny and I go for "HOT" dates. I will walk you through the process of the Salem Wastewater Treatment Plant. (also known as the sewer plant)

When you flush your POO down the potty it enters the plant here at the "in" hole.



POO then flows in the water to the primary barscreen where the bigger stuff is filtered then raked out, shoveled, and roughly "DUMPED" into the dumpster.


POO and whatever else did not get caught on the primary barscreen then float peacefully on to the secondary barscreen which works in the same process as the primary barscreen.

Everything then continues on to the manual gate junction. Depending on how the operator has it set, the POO and other items may go on a journey to the ditch or the pond, which I will describe later in this blog.

This is a flow meter that measures the flow of gallons of POO and all other objects that have made it through the obstacles discussed so far.

From the flow meter all POO and other now swimming objects head off to the ditch to travel round and round! This is the near aerator. Aerators add oxygen to the water cause as we all know... POOS need oxygen too and the City sure does not want to deprive even the smallest POO of this much needed material!



This is the far aerator that does the same thing as the near aerator. We all know that POO needs plenty of oxygen! (NOTICE THE LEANING LIGHT OF PISA SHIT!!)

From here the water, POO, and all other flushables go on to the clarifier.

This wonderful work of art seperates the liquids from the solids. So POO is now joining all his relatives that have been passed. So in other words its like Heaven for POOS!!!!!!!

This is the pump room. It pumps the sludge from the bottom of the clarifier to the drying beds. This means POOS majestic journey has almost come to an end.

This is a drying bed that is almost ready to shovel. It is also known as a POO GRAVEYARD. This also has the spout where the sludge and POO come from the bottom of the clarifier. The wrench turns the spouts on or off depending on if this particular bed will be the final resting spot for "that" POO or not.

This picture shows the dried POO better than the previous one. Notice the cracks? This POO sure aint no Spring Chick!

This is a lift pump station. It houses 2 pumps that pump 300 gallons of water per minute. That is equal to 180,000 gallons of water a pump! Don't tell me nothing in Salem ever does anything!

From the lift pump station it lifts the water up hill to the rapid sand filters! You can really walk on top of this building! Just hope you dont fall in! The rapid sand filters filter the clean water off the top of the clarifier. It could be clean enough to drink! I believe this is where the Best Choice bottled water that they charge a dollar a bottle comes from.

This is the top of the rapid sand filters.

This is water coming back to the ditch from the rapid sand filters getting a good "BACKWASH". Some objects are luckier than I am! I could sure use a good back wash!

These are the ultraviolet lights that kill any bacteria that may be left in the water from POOS trek through all the objects he had encountered while in this plant.

This is where the Sewer Scientist does all the water testing and records all the gallons that are pumped per day.

This is a weed garden that has grown on POO after he was shoveled out of his final resting spot in the plant.

This is a valve that sends the cleaned "PURE" dinking water into the river.

This is how all the "PURE" water gets from the valve to the river. It just kinda rolls down a whole concrete staircase. It is called a cascade. Like cascading to the never-ending story!

This is Lake Lottahockie. The plant operator sends the dirty water here during floods or during breakdowns. Chances are there is a POO here that just wiggled his way through!

This is a plug or stopper that keeps the dirty water from entering the river when the cascade is open. I did see some POO in here... it was just "kinda" hanging out.