"The" MAN!

This blogs for Scott "THE MAN" Worsham. He gave me the idea.
He considers himself a Jack of all trades, but Jacks his Uncle so he is a Scott of all trades. LOL
Someone once told him when he was a wee little whippersnapper that he would never go to college but he would know alot about different trades that would help him in his life. He has confirmed that this mysterious person was absolutely right. He has had lots of those "little" moments to put the "so little that he knows" to use on these little pop-up knowings to use.
In his wee little tinkering mind he has the knowledge to do factory work, cook stuff, roof houses with shingles or metal, operate a wastewater treatment plant, turn the water on or off at meters (this is so how he can operate his better half too!), run tractors and backhoes, extremly large suckers (so not his friends in this case) its also known as a vacuum, and a large water machine for unclogging drains, he can mow in record time! WOO HOO, he can do mechanic work (mostly on old FORD trucks probably because this is his passion), usually bringing small engines back from the dead with his "magic fingers), he can bury telephone lines, pick up rocks (better at this trade if theres a snake nearby), clean out sewer lines (business can get shitty), do some major plumbing, can paint interior and exterior of houses, can do minor carpentry work (our porch is still up!!!!!!), can blow insulation in attics (is this all he can blow? I was wondering about bubbles! LOL), can work on ATVs and go carts, and most defiantly knows how to love his hunny!

Well now after this no one can tell me this "miraculous" piece of art is a NO-BRAINER! I myself know better! Hes wonderful and all this has me wondering about his "magic fingers"! I wonder if his toes are too! I LOVE YOU SCOTT!!!!!!!!