I sure looked like a cow once!

One day in the year of our Blessed Lord in the year of 1999, I did the stupidest thing a female could do to spend money....... I had Glamour Shots done! Take my advice.... get naked and stand on a street corner! You will feel so much better about yourself!

These people made me look and feel like white trailer park TRASH to a capital T.
It was so awful, my hair was teased so much I should have cut the tangles out, my face felt like it was cracking everytime I moved the least little bit, the clothes were OH MY FREAKING GOSH! I would never choose to wear this crap on my own! I honestly felt like it was a photo shoot for Hustler Magazine that you get to waer a few clothes for! Those poor models must have very low self esteem because I sure did after 30 minutes of being told I was HOT! and being told time and time again to "LOOK LIKE A HOOCHIE MAMA!"

Have you ever seen a CowGirl that had to poop? This is what they look like! How Glamorous!!!

OK stick my boobs out? HAHA I aint even got those things.

Give me credit I stuck out what I had.


Notice the shoulder? I never have it uncovered!

Oh the wanting eyes! Wanting this crappy thing to be over!

Then if the clothes that had me uncovered, my cracking face, the eye makeup that made my eyes burn and water, my rat nest that I refer to as hair, and all the name calling by thte photographer were not bad enough..... My husband wanted a hot date to Pizza Hut and all I wanted was a hot SHOWER and lots of tangle remover spray and make up remover!!!!!!!!!!