The diarrhea is gonna kill me! Our once soft and fluffy toilet paper now feels like sandpaper! Have you ever rubbed your rear end with sandpaper? Don't try it....... it HURTS!!!!!!!!!!!
This poor head feels like theres a construction site in there going crazy with hammers and crowbars knocking out brain cells!
My body feels like a bowl of jell-o. Almost like I am just jiggling my way from the couch to the bathroom ever few minutes.
This stupid fever is creating havoc inside my body...... COLD HOT COLD HOT COLD HOT! Get on with it!
I just plain don't feel good! I wanna cry, but then I wouldn't be able to breathe on top of all the other crud!
Please stay home with your crud.I really don't want or need it at the moment.I love you and hope you get well soon!Those kiddies at work are missin you I bet.
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